diff --git a/_includes/elements/chicken.html b/_includes/elements/chicken.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4a5fb80
--- /dev/null
+++ b/_includes/elements/chicken.html
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<div style="float:right; padding: 1em;" onclick="chicken();" title="Cluck me!">
+	<script type="text/javascript">
+		let options = [
+			"What the cluck?",
+			"Go cluck yourself!",
+			"I don't give a cluck!",
+			"Cluck off!",
+			"That farmer clucked me over!"
+		];
+		function chicken() {
+			document.getElementById("chirp").textContent = options[ Math.floor(options.length * Math.random()) ];
+		}
+	</script>
+	<p><span id="chirp"></span> 🐔</p>
+</div> 
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diff --git a/index.md b/index.md
index ddf9f25..82accad 100644
--- a/index.md
+++ b/index.md
@@ -3,6 +3,8 @@ layout: page
 title: The Toy Programming Language
 ---
 
+{% elements/chicken.html %}
+
 <div style="justify-self: center;">
 	<image src="assets/toylogo.png" width="250" height="250" />
 </div>