Implemented tagline easter eggs

2019-06-13 15:59:36 +10:00
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+{
+	"tagline": [
+		"Build Your Kingdom!",
+		"This tagline is randomized!",
+		"A game in ~~early~~ development!",
+		"...or is it Battle Kingdoms?",
+		"Fun for the whole family!",
+		"Attention to detail!",
+		"Not a Minecraft clone!",
+		"Totally original concept!",
+		"As seen on Twitch.tv!",
+		"Pretty fun on average!",
+		"Coming Soon: An Endgame!",
+		"Written in Javascript!",
+		"Powered by Nodejs!",
+		"A major cause for concern!",
+		"Politically neutral!",
+		"Spies ARE useful!",
+		"Made by Kayne Ruse!",
+		"Hi Mum!",
+		"Easter Eggs!",
+		"High in carbs!",
+		"Low in fat!",
+		"Markdown files!",
+		"Callback Hell!",
+		"Solo and hungry!",
+		"Also try [Candy Raid: The Factory!](https://candyraid.com/)",
+		"Mobile friendly!",
+		"Dolphin Free!",
+		"May the force be with you!",
+		"Get in the robot Shinji!",
+		"Closed source!",
+		"!dezimodnar si enilgat sihT",
+		"Bigger than the Beatles!",
+		"Over 300 players!",
+		"CFC Free!",
+		"You activated my trap card!",
+		"No known biohazards!",
+		"Send cat pics!",
+		"The lion, the witch and the wardrobe!",
+		"Inspired by Kings of Chaos!",
+		"Persistent Browser Based Game!",
+		"Check out [/r/PBBG](https://www.reddit.com/r/pbbg)!",
+		"A great timewaster!",
+		"Check out the official [KR Game Studios Discord!](https://discord.gg/FQmz8TN)",
+		"I haven't eaten potato chips in years!",
+		"I spell favourite with a 'u'!",
+		"May contain nuts!",
+		"Shout out to Evan!",
+		"Shout out to [Shy Monster!](https://www.shymonstermusic.com/)",
+		"Faster than a speeding bullet!",
+		"We're going to need a bigger boat!",
+		"@KRGameStudios",
+		"Gotta catch 'em all!",
+		"Digimon! Digital Monsters!",
+		"Gloomhaven was alright, but not for me.",
+		"Not to be confused with Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle!",
+		"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?",
+		"I miss Sanctum.",
+		"I wrote a [discord bot!](https://github.com/ratstail91/discordbot)",
+		"Toilet paper in front or behind?",
+		"Also try Hollow Knight!",
+		"My favourite game is To The Moon!",
+		"Officially unofficial!",
+		"I have a [printed book!](https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/263098/Cant-Anyone-Save-The-World-2nd-Edition) The reviews are terrible!",
+		"Graphic design is my passion!",
+		"Will smith will smith? Smith will smith will!",
+		"Cheezy pickup lines!",
+		"No waiting in line!",
+		"We have a [404 page!](/404)",
+		"More suspensful than Death Note!",
+		"I Am Error!",
+		"Here lies Link",
+		"No animals were harmed in the making of this game.",
+		"fetch('/taglinerequest').then(res => res.text()).then(text => this.setState({ tagline: text }).catch(console.error);",
+		"*hacker voice*: I'm in.",
+		"I am Iron Man!",
+		"OMG! BREATH OF THE WILD SEQUEL!",
+		"For the love of god, [don't click this!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)",
+		"[I'm looking for a job!](https://krgamestudios.com/content/Gamedev.pdf)",
+		"Who is Meady?",
+		"I am Meady.",
+		"[Click here for an example of recursion.](/)",
+		"All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman!",
+		"Frying pan? Drying pan!",
+		"Machine learning!",
+		"Blockchain! Blockchain! Blockchain! Ok, now give me money.",
+		"My favourite book series as a kid was Deltora Quest!",
+		"function ack(m, n) { if (m == 0) return n+1; if (n == 0) return ack(m - 1, 1); return ack(m - 1, ack(m, n - 1)); }",
+		"Accept no substitutes!",
+		"Powered by hamsters!",
+		"Give a little whistle!",
+		"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down!",
+		"Kingdom Battles, where kingdoms battle in kingdom battles!",
+		"marquee",
+		"rainbow",
+		"curl https://kingdombattles.net/easteregg"
+	],
+	"easteregg": "You found it!"
+}