{ "upgradeHeading": "Hey buddy! Here's what we can upgrade ASAP!", "upgradeText": "STR - :cannister: **1**\n```Permanently upgrades your Strength by 1, so you can hit them Ravagers harder.```\nSPD - :cannister: **1**\n```Permanently upgrades your Speed by 1, so you can get hit less in battle.```\nSTAM - :cannister: **1**\n```Permanently upgrades your Max Stamina by 1, so you can hit more Ravagers.```\nHP - :cannister: **1**\n```Permanently upgrades your Max HP by 10, so you can take those beatings like a champ.```", "upgradeSuccess": "Sweet! I used your Nanotech Cannister to upgrade your **{1}** by {2}!", "upgradeFailure": "Sorry, no can do right now. Come back later though, ok?", "upgradeNotEnoughPoints": "Hey now, you don't have that many cannisters.", "upgradeParseError": "Believe me, I wish I could upgrade things like that.", "noResult": "I have no idea what you just said." }